Faux Jamie Lynn Births a Reproduction Rap

Author: Autor  //  Category: Jamie Lynn Spears

NOTE: This video contains lyrics that some may find offensive.

Finally, somebody rhymes wiener and vageener! A sexed-up Jamie Lynn Spears impersonator gets stupid fresh (and just plain stupid) with a spirited explanation of where babies come from, including Britney shout-outs, Juno references and jiggly “Jamie” riding a giant bucking-bronco sperm. Yee-haw!

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Jamie-Lynn (Not Spears) Hooks Up With Entourage!

Author: Autor  //  Category: Celebrity Gossip

You gotta love a Soprano who keeps it in the family.

Multiple sources have confirmed that the lovely Jamie-Lynn Sigler (aka Meadow of HBO’s The Sopranos) is returning to HBO for a three-episode arc on Entourage…

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Jamie Lynn’s Baby Has Full Head of Hair, Daddy’s Toes

Author: Autor  //  Category: Jamie Lynn Spears

Maddie Briann entered the world with a full head of hair, her daddy’s toes and the world’s most famous aunt waiting just outside the door.

New mom Jamie Lynn Spears, daddy Casey Aldridge and baby Maddie were catching up on rest Saturday following the birth Thursday at a hospital in McComb, Miss., near the Spears family home across the state line in Kentwood, La., a source tells people.

Jamie Lynn was discharged from the hospital overnight Friday, with the new arrival getting an early education in her family’s notoriety: their car had a police escort home.

“They’re doing terrific,” the source says. “The baby’s got 10 fingers and 10 toes … and a full head of hair. She’s long, a tall baby, and she weighs 7 lbs, 11 oz.”

When the baby was born at about 9:30 a.m., Jamie Lynn’s sister, Britney Spears, and the rest of the Spears and Aldridge families were just outside the birthing room in the spacious maternity suite.

The relatives then joined the new family in the birthing room and took turns holding Maddie Briann and commenting on her features. When new grandmother Joyce Aldridge held the baby, she remarked that Maddie “has Casey’s toes,” the source says.

Jamie Lynn, 17, and Casey, 19, intend to get married soon, but no date has been announced. Jamie Lynn recently purchased a home in nearby Liberty, Miss., where she and Casey have been living for about three weeks.

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Britney Returns to Paparazzi Frenzy in L.A.

Author: Autor  //  Category: Celebrities

A day after her sister Jamie Lynn gave birth to a baby girl, a serious-looking Britney Spears returned to Los Angeles on Friday to a crush of rowdy paparazzi at the airport.

After the group – consisting of Spears, assistant Brett, father Jamie and bodyguards – made their way down a terminal escalator, Jamie Spears pushed photographers out of the way. Britney, wearing sunglasses, was bumped several times.

Hours earlier, the pop singer gave a tearful goodbye to family at the New Orleans airport after being on hand for the birth of her niece Maddie Briann. On the plane, Spears kept to herself in first class on the Delta flight, which also included celebrity passenger Amanda Bynes.

“Britney didn’t seem happy and was mostly resting,” says a Meredth Wood, a fellow passenger. “She kept her sunglasses on for most of the flight.”

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Nickelodeon: Mad About Jamie Lynn’s Maddie

Author: Autor  //  Category: Jamie Lynn Spears

One kid-friendly cable net just got a little kid-friendlier.

“We wish her and her family well,” a rep for Nickelodeon tells E! News about this morning’s birth of former network star Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Briann.

Spears’ former Zoey 101 crew also wasted no time in sending best baby wishes to the 17-year-old new mom.

“I wish her the best,” onetime costar Erin Sanders tells E! News. “I know she’s going to be a great mom. She’s always been really great with kids, from what I’ve observed. Jamie Lynn is a wonderful girl. I’m really excited for her. I know she’s going to have a wonderful time.”

Faced with a pregnant star and the resulting P.R. crisis, Nickelodeon pulled the plug on Zoey’s four-season run in May, despite big ratings.

Spears, accompanied by fiancé Casey Aldridge and several family members, including sister Britney, gave birth at the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center around 9:30 a.m. The new mommy will be taking some maternity leave before heading back to work.

Sanders agrees that some mother-daughter bonding time is definitely in the cards.

“I think she knows the importance of having a new child and being around. She’ll be able to weigh out what will be right. I think she will [return to TV], the question is just when.”

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Britney Arrives in Louisiana to Be with Pregnant Jamie Lynn

Author: Autor  //  Category: Britney Spears

Britney Spears is at home in Kentwood, La., to be on hand when her sister Jamie Lynn gives birth, people confirms.

After taking an early morning commercial flight from LAX, the singer, 26, touched down in New Orleans on Wednesday afternoon with her father, Jamie, 55, her brother, Bryan, 31, and her assistant, Brett.

The Spears clan then headed home to the Spears family Serenity mansion in Kentwood. Their arrival comes just before Jamie Lynn, 17, is expected to give birth.

In anticipation of the youngest Spears’s imminent delivery, Jamie Lynn has been preparing her nursery – with its pink, brown and “silver-green” color scheme – and buying furniture with her mother, Lynne, 53.

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Britney Plans Trip to Sister’s Side

Author: Autor  //  Category: Britney Spears

Britney Spears is back in big-sister mode.

The pop star and her dad, Jamie, are ready to hop a flight at a moment’s notice to be by pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears’ side in Mississippi, sources tell E! News.

The 17-year-old, who’s expecting her first child with fiancé Casey Aldridge, 19, is due to give birth any day now.

“Jamie and Britney are standing by to get a call and when they do, they are jumping on private jet,” a source said.

Sources say Jamie Lynn was scheduled to deliver naturally, but may opt for a C-section for health reasons.

Britney’s court-appointed lawyer, Samuel Ingham, announced at this morning’s probate hearing regarding Spears’ conservatorship that the pop star will be out of town until next Monday.

The “…Baby One More Time” singer had reportedly been somewhat estranged from Jamie Lynn but, on May 3, she flew back to her hometown of Kentwood, La., to attend her little sis’ baby shower.

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